Gay Student Refused Laptop Because He Was Too Feminine.
A student at Florida Atlantic University was reportedly told he could not borrow a laptop from the campus library because the librarian did not believe that his photo ID could actually be his — she claimed he looked like a woman. What world are we …Read More
Man calls Fire Department to Help Remove his Penis From a Toaster. Wtf?
Lols. A London man called the London Fire Brigade to report that his penis was stuck in a toaster. While the firefighters were not given a sufficient explanation as to how his dick ended up in the appliance, they were able to safely extricate the …Read More
Boo: Naked Haunted House gets shut down
Pennsylvania’s “premier haunted scream park” Shocktoberfest decided it was going to up the fun this year by unveiling it’s “The Naked and Scared Challenge.” Guests were invited to face their fear of public nudity by entering a haunted house completely in the raw and walking …Read More
Animal Abuser Hoarder, Eaten by Pet Wolfdogs.
The remains of a woman who spent decades abusing animals were found inside her western Kentucky home earlier this month. Authorities believe the parts of her body not found had been consumed by her pet wolfdogs. Neighbors of Patricia Ritz called the cops after they had …Read More
Straight Bro’s Take a Stand: Labeled “Gay” On Receipt, It’s “Prejudice”
Two straight guys were none too pleased when they received their pub bill and noticed that they were label “Gay Guys, Stools” (there is so many places i could go with that) Al Butler and his platonic male friend, both 26, were taken aback when …Read More
Wtf?: Condition Causes People to Brew Beer in Their Own Belly.
Nope. Have not heard it all….Omg. On the next episode of Dr. Oz….”Auto-Brewery Syndrome,” is a condition that causes your gut to brew its own beer. Why am I suddenly seeing this as the band wagon excuse for people to jump on? In a …Read More
She’s Come Undone: Man arrested for throwing firecrackers on White House lawn.
Trying to get rid of some 4th of July leftovers , Some nutter threw lady finger firecrackers on the the lawn of the White House. I think it’s time for lexapro and lithium vending machines to be installed every gas station, never mind proactiv. The Secret Service …Read More
Who had the nerve to bring this back into the world?
Plastic slip covers?? Some things should stay dead. 😉 I am suddenly transported back to my ginny grandmothers menagerie of plastic cover living room furniture.Read More
Single British men only change their sheets four times a year.
According to a new study, the average British man only changes his bed sheets four times a year! Imagine that black light carinal. A new survey has revealed that 55% of men between 18 and 25 wash their sheets just four times a year. 17% of the …Read More
What’s wrong with this picture?
My oh my. viaRead More