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  • Michael Fassbender Is Over All The Talk About His Huge Penis.

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    MF chatted with Elle UK  and had this to say about all of his penis talk: I can’t start saying, ‘Wait a second there is more about the film than my dick; it’s one scene and it doesn’t go on for very long.  It wouldn’t …

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  • Man calls Fire Department to Help Remove his Penis From a Toaster. Wtf?

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    Lols.  A London man called the London Fire Brigade to report that his penis was stuck in a toaster. While the firefighters were not given a sufficient explanation as to how his dick ended up in the appliance, they were able to safely extricate the …

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  • Man’s Penis Amputated After Viagra Overdose.

    A 66-year-old farmer and “self-proclaimed politician” from the town of Gigante, Huila in Colombia apparently—and “enthusiastically”—took too much Viagra in an attempt to “please his new girlfriend.” According to a local paper, he then suffered an erection for several days before going to a local …

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  • Dyslexia much?

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    I’m sure you read it just like I did 😉 …..via

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  • Another penis study: Average Penis Size Of American Men Is 5.6 Inches when erect.

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    How many more penis size studies are they going to do until they get it right? OMG. We get it! Some people have large ones, some people have average ones, some people have small ones and  some people are Jon Hamm. Enough already. The average American man’s …

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  • Snake bites man’s penis while hiding in Toilet.

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    Creepy. A 35-year-old Israeli man was rushed to the hospital on Friday after a snake suddenly emerged from the toilet he was sitting on and bit the man’s penis. The injured man told emergency workers that he noticed a strong burning sensation as he was …

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  • Baseball’s Don Kelly accidental full frontal slip.

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    We just love cameras in the locker room. Detroit Tiger’s Don Kelly got caught with his pants down, literally, on camera. click here to feast your eyes.  via kenneth in the (212).

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  • Man arrested for rubbing his penis on a pepperoni.

                  LOLS. Man, their are some humorous sick freaks out there. New York man John Allison, was arrested and charged with public lewdness after he entered a grocery store, pulled out his junk, rubbed a packaged pepperoni on his peen and then …

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  • Underwear Companies want to ‘support’ Jon Hamm’s unruly ham.

    After rumors hit the media that Mad Men asked Jon to wear underwear because of his giant penis was to hard to hide, Fruit of the Loom and Jockey have now reportedly reached out to Ham to see if they can help him contain his …

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  • Guy arrested for allegedly attacking roommate after he drew penises on his face.

    James Denham Watson, a 31-year-old  apparently had a bit to much to drink over the weekend and passed out, only to wake up and find he had a case of  dick face. Like any frat pad, his roommate allegedly thought it would be a hoot …

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