How To Estimate A Man’s Penis Size By Studying His Index Finger…Wtf?

The never ending quest to determine a mans penis size, without taking matters into your own hands and just pulling it out, now may lie in the difference in length between the index/ ring finger, researchers say.

The most widespread theory out there is that big hands suggest a big penis. Hand size, foot size and height have all proven to mean just about squat when it comes to determining the size of a guys package. But it might be you’re just gazing too wide — research shows that clues to what a guy is packing may lie in the index finger. Gachon University Gil Hospital in South Korea found that the bigger the length discrepancy between the index and ring fingers, the bigger the penis is likely to be. The reason? Maybe something to do with prenatal hormone exposure, but they aren’t certain. And it turns out that that index/ring ratio predicts more than the size of your manhood.

I could care less about a potential lovers penis size. As long as he has one and it “works” is my only concern. ;) 

the full balls, via How To Estimate A Potential Lover’s Package By Studying His Hands / Queerty.

  1. Jim Hlavac
    Jim Hlavac10-02-2014

    every attempt to find some correlation between penis and body part has failed – except one — the people with penis on the brain and its size and shape are the biggest dickheads …

  2. Ian

    This theory is bunk. I have a discernible length between these two fingers but have what is considered the American average size.

    • Izzoiz

      Hot! lets see it ;)

  3. Papi

    I’m a firm believer in Jim Hlavac’s scientific method. He draws logical conclusions based on a clear understanding of just how stupid people really are.

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