British Park Keeps Bushes Tall So Gays Can Cruise In Private

content-image-gay-menAccording to the Daily Mail, bushes in Dukes Mound park have been allowed to grow between 15-20 ft. tall in order to “hide promiscuity” and essentially boost its reputation as one of the most popular and secluded public areas you can find random men to have immediate sex with. According to a Cityparks employee speaking under anonymity: “We always err on the side of caution when pruning due to the sensitivity of the area. The thinking behind this is to keep the activities mentioned all in one place.”

Another reason to love the UK, besides Boy George

via British Park Keeps Bushes Tall To Capitalize On Gay Cruising Business / Queerty.

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