Male Swimmers Warned About Testicle-Attacking Fish.

tumblr_moyr7tgGrS1r7r4dto1_500Wtf? Experts at the Natural Museum of Denmark sent out a warning to all men to wear their bathing suits to avoid having their crown jewels bit off by a man hating fish.

“The pacu is not normally dangerous to people but it has quite a serious bite. There have been incidents in other countries, such as Papua New Guinea, where some men have had their testicles bitten off,” Henrik Carl, one of the museum’s fish experts, told Sweden’s The Local. “They bite because they’re hungry, and testicles sit nicely in their mouth.”

“Its mouth is not so big, so of course it normally eats nuts, fruit, and small fish, but human testicles are just a natural target.”

The fish, is not native to Scandinavian waters, the Amazon in fact, but was most likely released into the waters by some small balled Dr. Evil freak who wanted to punish other men for his own shortcomings

So here is how you protect your balls “Keep your swimsuit on in the Sound these days – maybe there are few more out there,” Carl said. “It’s not normal to get your testicles bitten off, of course, but it can happen, especially now in Sweden.”



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