No doubt this would have been an opening to an episode of Six Feet Under.
A Brazilian man was killed earlier this month when a cow crashed through the roof of his home, crushing him.
45-year-old Joao Maria de Souza was lying beside his wife in bed in the Brazilian town of Caratinga when a one-ton cow walked from an adjacent hill onto the roof of Mr. Souza’s home. The roof, unfortunately, was not strong enough for the weight of the cow.
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