Paula Deen’s asst. wants out of floating nursing home cruise.

Hilarious. Deen’s gay asst. Brandon Branch took to his twitter to send out a rescue alert from Deen’s, Paul Deen and friends Caribbean cruise.

Branch tweeted “This is a floating nursing home!!!!”

“My room is also the size of my powder room at home. And no liquor in minibar! I am in a dark place!!!!”

Branch then started tweeting a friend, asking him to “get in the invisible plane and rescue me! I am in position! Lower the rope!!!!! You should be here with us! Everyone is 80 and up!”

Branch eventually stopped and didn’t tweet again until yesterday … with a whole new disposition: “Having a fabo lunch at El Cid resort! I have always loved Mexico!! One more day at sea then home. Been so much fun!”


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