Mother loves that sons Snow Penis has pissed off neighbors.
Gotta love a mother who defends her sons 12 foot snow penis! After the brutal blizzard the east coast had last week, Ryan Worthington of South Kingstown Rhode Island, decided to do what any 16 year old teen would do- erect a 6 foot penis that grew to 12 feet after neighbors complained.
And then of course a few prude a$$ neighbors who probably secretly wished that they could be stroking a 12 foot penis called the po po.
Ryan’s mom, 41-year-old Raylene Worthington, told HuffPost Weird News that the icy erection should have melted on Tuesday. That is, until dozens of people showed up to take their pictures with it.
“[Ryan] put it there as a joke so I’d see it when I went to work — I laughed my ass off,” she said. “People were taking pictures with it … but someone called police, some were offended.”
She said police dropped by and laughed at the prideful statue, then left. The negative attention only stoked the phallic flame, and the penis quickly went from 6 feet tall to 12.
The bone then took on a life of its own on Facebook.
Then Raylene Worthington had this common sense thought:
“They’re teenage boys — there’s worse things they could be doing,” she told HuffPost Weird News. “It was innocent. And to be honest, knowing that it pissed people off gave us a little charge. If you have nothing else to do in your day other than complain about a snow penis, we’ll make it 12 feet tall.”
Right on! It amazes me how people forget that they were once teenagers. Sad actually. People need to grow up or actually maybe not 
p.s. i think this kid has a future as an artist, his detail was spot on!
h/t carlatta
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