TSA pats down man with ‘World’s Largest Penis’ without at blink…

Talk about loving your job. Jonah Falcon known to have the biggest penis in the world, measuring over 13 inches, was apparently stopped by a TSA agent at San Francisco International Airport who was mystified at the large package in his pants.

As he passed through airport security, Falcon said a younger security guard felt threatened by his “very noticeable” package — and interpreted it as a biological threat.

“I said, ‘It’s my dick,’” Falcon said. “He gave me a pat down but made sure to go around [my penis] with his hands. They even put some powder on my pants, probably a test for explosives. I found it amusing.”

The screener gave up the extensive search without so much as a blush or a smile. Falcon made his flight back to New York on time.

“I’m just gonna wear bike shorts from now on,” Falcon said. “That way, they’ll know. You’d think the San Francisco TSA would have had experience with hung guys before, but I guess not.”

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  1. Jonah Falcon
    Jonah Falcon07-18-2012

    Well, I *never*… no, wait…. I *always*. Never mind. :p

    • Izzoiz
      Izzoiz07-18-2012

      lol, thanks J!!

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