Sodomy OK for suicide bombers “For the Sake of Islam”…Wtf?

07-12-2012 | 0 Comments | Izzoiz

Remember when i said i have heard it all? Well not so. Now we have heard many excuses from down low married Republican/religious leaders after the get caught with a peen up their butts to why it happened, but this is even a new one for me. Islamic extremest who love to be suicide bombers can now have all the anal sex they want in order widen their red eye so that the butt bombs can fit in. And they only have to honor Allah after each butt bang to be forgiven.

Not only did the original “underwear bomber” Abdullah Hassan al-Asiri (left) hide explosives in his rectum to assassinate Saudi Prince Muhammad bin Nayef—they met in 2009 after the 22-year-old holy warrior “feigned repentance for his jihadi views”—but al-Asiri apparently had fellow jihadis repeatedly sodomize him to “widen” his anus in order to accommodate the explosives— all in accordance with the fatwas [religious edicts] of Islamic clerics.

A 2010 Arabic news video that is making the rounds on the Internet gives the details. Apparently a cleric, one Abu al-Dema al-Qasab, informed jihadis of an “innovative and unprecedented way to execute martyrdom operations: place explosive capsules in your anus. However, to undertake this jihadi approach you must agree to be sodomized for a while to widen your anus so it can hold the explosives.”

Others inquired further by asking for formal fatwas. Citing his desire for “martyrdom and the virgins of paradise,” one jihadi, (possibly al-Asiri himself) asked another sheikh, “Is it permissible for me to let one of the jihadi brothers sodomize me to widen my anus if the intention is good?”

After praising Allah, the sheikh’s fatwa began by declaring that sodomy is forbidden in Islam,

“However, jihad comes first, for it is the pinnacle of Islam, and if the pinnacle of Islam can only be achieved through sodomy, then there is no wrong in it.”

So in order to get what they have secretly desired their whole life, before they die, they use the old butt bomb stretching technique as the excuse. All in the name of Allah..Priceless…

via Sodomy “For the Sake of Islam” :: Gatestone Institute.

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