Straight Couple sues YMCA after husband got his dick “pulled” in the sauna…Lols…

Some times i just have to laugh and you will to when you read about this lawsuit against the YMCA a couple has filed after the husband was subject to numerous advances in the locker room and even got his cock “pulled” on…

A married couple claim in a class action that YMCAs, which advertise themselves as safe for families, with “Christian values,” are actually “brothels” for homosexual men “cruising” for sexual relationships, who subject members to unwanted advances.

Michael Keister and his wife, Susan Lewis-Keister, sued the National Council of the Young Men’s Christian Association of the United States of America dba YMCA of the USA, YMCA of Western North Carolina and five North Carolina YMCA centers.

Keister seeks damages for negligence and infliction of emotional distress from YMCA of Western North Carolina.

Keister, of Asheville, says he decided to buy gym memberships for his family at the local YMCA “because of the YMCA’s image as a safe place for families and children and as [a] place that champions Christian values, such as decency, kindness, and fairness.”

“Keister was showering in the men’s locker rooms showers when two men entered the shower area together from the pool. As Keister stood there, only feet away, the shorter of the two men lathered up the other man and began to fondle the taller man’s genitals. The showers were open and visible to anyone in the locker room.

“When the men noticed the shocked look on Keister’s face, the shorter man replied. ‘What?’, with a menacing tone that made it seem as if Keister was the one who was acting inappropriately.

“‘What?!’ Keister responded, ‘Not appropriate.’ ‘It’s just not appropriate.’

I find this blatant display of sex a bit questionable…

“Unsettled by what he was seeing, Keister left the shower area immediately, got dressed, and reported the incident to the front desk.
“The employee responded, ‘We are aware of this behavior and we’re taking steps to address it. You’re not the first to complain.’ The employee assured Keister that it would not happen again.

Not long after the above incident Keister returned to the Asheville YMCA only to be subjected to yet another “inappropriate” incident.

“This time Keister was in the steam room. As members were coming and going, Keister sat alone on the upper deck with his elbows on his thighs and looking down at the floor.

“When the room had cleared of all but one patron, the man sitting across the room began to clear his throat as if he were trying to get Keister’s attention.

“When Keister looked up at the man, the man revealed his erect penis to Keister and began masturbating energetically while staring at Keister.Keister left the steam room immediately and reported the incident to a female manager on duty and she responded with the same line as the one before her.  Having received this assurance from management, Keister relied on this reassurance and continued to make use of the facility.

Of course he did…:)

“A short time later, after a workout, Keister entered the sauna. No one else was in the sauna when Keister entered. Soon, another man entered the sauna and sat down while Keister was reading a newspaper. Suddenly, and seemingly out of nowhere, the man reached over and firmly grabbed Keister’s penis, yanking on it, and would not let it go. “Shocked, Keister grabbed the man’s arm, pried the man’s hand off his penis and yelled in disbelief. The man ran out of the sauna. “Still in shock from what happened, Keister tried to collect himself and chase after the man. He went into the dressing area but could not locate him.”

the nerve, he could have at least finished the job…

 He says he reported the sexual assault to the facility’s new manager, who assured Keister he would take steps to eliminate the problem.
yet again, he returned for a final visit to the downtown Asheville YMCA center locker room, a man propositioned Mr. Keister for a New Year’s Eve date.”

Lols…Oh where do i begin? First off the minute i hear “christian values” associated with a complaint like this or really anything for that matter, i call bullshit and smell a closet case ten paces from the steam room. Why would a man so “offended” by the “overt” gay sex action going on at the gym repeatedly return to shower and hang out in the sauna and steam room? Now, not to toot my own horn or anything but i am a bit fetchin’ myself and all the times i have used the steam room and sauna (and it’s a lot) never have i seen men just blatantly having sex without knowing for sure that i was enjoying the show or someone just grabbing my dick and stroking it. Well not with out my approval that is…;)

via Courthouse News Service.

  1. Jim Hlavac
    Jim Hlavac03-20-2012

    This man is full of garbage — YMCAs are not gay cruising grounds. They are pools, gyms, etc, used by millions of people across the nation. Not once has any such incident ever come to the public attention. This canard that gay men are hitting on heteros is absurd, too. Meanwhile, had he never heard of the Village People’s “YMCA” which pokes fun at the concept? I do think that he’s in need of some cash and so he decided to sue someone with pockets that might line his own – -or he’s some Christian nutjob trying to discredit gays as part of a holistic campaign. And wasn’t this man ever in a high school locker room? Or how ’bout when he was in college? Is he so stunning that he’s hit on everywhere? Egad, what a putz and rube.

  2. Badge Society
    Badge Society03-20-2012

    Sounds like bullshit to me. If I how many times to I need to be sexual assaulted before I stop going elsewhere. Sounds like he was just waiting to sue someone.

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  3. Frank
    Frank03-26-2012

    Either Asheville must be swarming with very forward, sexually aggressive gay/bi men or this guy likes baiting gays when no one else is around.

  4. zoom
    zoom08-21-2012

    Why is Mike so wound up about “christian” values? Mike is Jewish.

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