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Bible beaters answer to Disney Land – Holy Land…Bible rides and everything…

03-2-2012 | 1 Comment | Izzoiz

Okay, after touching down in Florida yesterday to visit my sister for a week, I had my nephew take me to the store to pick up some toiletries. I am not a person who likes to travel with a lot of stuff so i only carry a suitcase that i can put in the overhead bin and buy the little stuff when i get where i am going. She don’t check bags! After that we stopped at the Mall on Millenia which has great stores by the way and as we were passing some place that looked like, well a Persian palace to be blunt. My nephew informed that it was called “Holy Land” the bible beaters version of Disney land. Which looked about as cheap and tasteless as Jim Baker’s Heritage USA back in the 80′s. So i made my neph pull the car over because i had to see this for my own two peepers. And more importantly for the shitz and giggles i just could not resist!

Holy Land which i now call Holy Shit Land is about as tacky as you can get. As you walk around the grounds outside ( i would not pay to go in there and support such crap) they have every Animal from the Sahara carved out of that fake cement plastic type material that just screams cheese and looks like the animals in that old tired “jungle boat” ride at Disney. There are all these manger scenes scattered around the outside entrance and opera like music coming out of some horrendous speakers.

I could just imagine bible beaters (and let me tell you there are a lot here) thinking this is the greatest thing on earth. Well to each his own, i mean i think a blow job is the greatest thing in the world but hey, different strokes…

And as the topper, Holy Land is own by Trinity Broadcasting Network. Need i say more…