Pastor: Straight males who masturbate are homosexuals….

There is crazy and then there is batshit crazy. And this dumbass falls under the later.  Mark Driscoll, a pastor at Seattle’s Mars Hill Church, beleives that masturbating alone means you are gay.

“Masturbation can be a form of homosexuality because it is a sexual act that does not involve a woman. If a man were to masturbate while engaged in other forms of sexual intimacy with his wife then he would not be doing so in a homosexual way. However, any man who does so without his wife in the room is bordering on homosexuality activity, particularly if he’s watching himself in a mirror and being turned on by his own male body.” – Pastor Mark Driscoll of Seattle’s Mars Hill Church, from Porn-Again Christian: A Frank Discussion on Pornography & Masturbation for God’s Men      

Seems like he knows a little bit too well about jerking off and looking at himself in the mirror and being turned on by his own body. That is really only something you can come up with through excessive practice. full deets here



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