Man screws donkey, believes it’s a shape-shifter…

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Man screws donkey, believes it’s a shape-shifter…

I myself  have long believed that I am a shape-shifter. For some reason i wake up every Saturday and Sunday morning, naked on the floor in front of my apartment door, with very little remembrance of the night before and a drool line of  Pino running down my chin. Fortunately for the neighbors i always manage to shut the door.

But this story is really nasty. This cracked out crazy effed a donkey and then it turned into a hooker. I know, huh? read below…

A Zimbabwean man was busted on Sunday at 4 a.m. penetrating a donkey tied to a tree in his backyard (with his penis). The man, 28-year-old Sunday Moyo, admitted to the court that it indeed must have looked bad — but hear him out! Because only a few hours earlier, the donkey was a human prostitute. Leave it to Gawker

From New Zimbabwe:

“Your worship, I only came to know that I was being intimate with a donkey when I got arrested,” [Sunday Moyo] began.

“I had hired a prostitute and paid US$20 for the service at Down Town night club and I don’t know how she then became a donkey.”

ps. The donkey actually shifted back and it turned out to be an anti-gay republican politician…

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