Awesomeness of The Day: Anti-Gay Rev. Arrested For Masturbating In Public Park…

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Time and time again i tell you how i just love it when these anti-gay religious leaders fall from grace like Humpty Dumpty…There really is nothing more joyous! Especially when loud mouth ones Like Grant Storms are protesting and trying to get laws against the gay community passed….Well read the dirty below about Storms getting caught pulling his pud and looking at children while doing it…
The Rev. Grant Storms, a Christian fundamentalist best known for his bullhorn protests of theSouthern Decadence festival in the French Quarter, was arrested for allegedly masturbating at aMetairie park Friday afternoon.

Storms, 53, 2304 Green Acres Road, Metairie, was booked with obscenity, a Jefferson Parish Sheriff’s Office arrest report said.

Storms told deputies that he was merely having lunch at Lafreniere Park,3000 Downs Blvd., in his van when he decided to relieve himself using a bottle instead of using the restroom, an incident report said.

But two witnesses said they saw Storms through the open windows of his van masturbating himself while watching children on the playground, the report said.

The two women flagged down a park employee who notified the Sheriff’s Office. The employee also detained Storms until deputies arrived.

Bond for Storms was set at $5,000. But he was released from the Jefferson Parish Correctional Center in Gretna on Sunday because of overcrowding at the jail.

Armed with bullhorns, Bibles and picket signs, Storms and a group of followers in 2003 protested against Southern Decadence, the gay three-day festival held over Labor Day weekend in the French Quarter. Storms’ efforts prompted the New Orleans City Council to ban megaphones and other amplification devices. deets here

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