Let Your Boyfriend Smoke Or He Will Crap In Your Car…

09-30-2010 | 0 Comments | Izzoiz

OK, this is one for the books. In fear that his girlfriend might find him smoking, a 19 year old guy, smashed a window and broke into what he thought was his girlfriends car and took a dump on the back seat. One problem, it wasn’t her car. Lols! The owner who was leaving work saw Austin Purifoy in the back of his car pulling up his manties.

Purifoy: “This your car?” Shitting his pants I’m sure, took off running. “I though this was Desiree’s car”

Nice boyfriend. Lols. OK she must be one bad ass chick for him to be so afraid of her catching him smoking that it would be less severe if he dropped a turd in her back seat. Wtf? Or they got some kinky fetish going on. Holy crap…

p.s. Purifoy is joining the US Army, (where he will specialize in dropping bombs)


Categories: funny, wtf?

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