Only Out of Africa….

izz:Nigerian President Goodluck chuck Johnathon announced through one of his stooge’s that he is suspending their countries football team from playing for 2 years because they did poorly at the world cup.

“Nigeria’s president has suspended his nation’s football team from international competition for two years after a poor showing at the World Cup.

Special presidential adviser Ima Niboro told reporters the decision by Goodluck Jonathan will “enable Nigeria to reorganize its football.”

He said: “This directive became necessary following Nigeria’s poor performance in the ongoing World Cup.”

Oh my where to begin? The name first. Goodluck Johnathon. Idiot.  Certainly it did not bring the team good luck. Africa just loves to continuously and proudly show their ignorance on all issues in their countries. It is no wonder they are in the disarray that they are in. Yes, lets suspend the team for two years from playing because they “Embarrassed” us. Lets face it. That is what the Goodluck douchebag is really doing. It’s hard to believe that this is the continent where human life supposedly started (which is strange because i always thought it started in Greenwich Village. Who knew!) … Fortunately human intelligence was not limited to it….”We are the world, we are the children”

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