LOLS. Man, their are some humorous sick freaks out there. New York man John Allison, was arrested and charged with public lewdness after he entered a grocery store, pulled out his junk, rubbed a packaged pepperoni on his peen and then put it back on the shelf. Again, LOLS. 

Maybe  Allison, just wanted to see how he measured up. Unfortunately (or fortunately for the public) a loss prevention security officer was watching the dick rub on closed-circuit TV and it was recorded. That should have been for immediate release. 

Allison was also booked on a count of fourth-degree criminal mischief because the store had to dispose of the pepperoni for some reason.

Allison was bonded out on a $2,000 bond.

via NY Man Rubs Pepperoni on His Penis, Puts it Back.

Like any frat pad, his roommate allegedly thought it would be a hoot and a holla to draw some penises on Watson’s face. However Watson did not like the joke.

From ARLnow:

Police say that Watson, suspecting his roommate, ran upstairs to where the roommate was sleeping and jumped on top of him, repeatedly punching him in the face. The commotion awakened a third roommate, who managed to separate the two.

The victim reportedly waited about an hour and a half to call the police while deciding whether or not to press charges. He did end up calling for help and police charged Watson with malicious wounding. The injured man’s eye was swollen shut and bleeding, so the third roommate drove him to the hospital for treatment, according to police.

The local ABC affiliate reports that the Watson was subsequently arrested, charged with malicious wounding, is being held without bond.

via This Guy Allegedly Assaulted His Roommate for Drawing Dicks on His Face, Was Booked with Penis on His Cheek.

Photo courtesy of Arlington County Police Department]

Apparently there is an epidemic in Thailand with men trying to increase their penis size, so much so that about 40 men a month are admitted to the hospital with infections after inject crazy remedies in order to measure up…

a 50-year-old man had to have his penis removed after he injected it for years with olive oil.

The man had used an unproven method of injecting oil into his penis, having been told by friends that it would make it bigger.

The practice, which can also involve bees wax, silicone or even paraffin, is common in Thailand and one Bangkok hospital reports that 40 patients a month receive treatment for side-effects.

Men, we are born with what we have. Some are hung and some are not. It is the luck of the draw. Embrace what you have. Remember it is not the size but how you use it…..Power bottoms are exempt from this….;)

via Man’s genitals removed after bid to enlarge his penis by injecting it with olive oil goes wrong | Mail Online.

Tony i’m full of Baloney Perkins leader of the anti-gay HATE GROUP FRC, was not happy with the report that came out this week that showed after a year since it’s death, DADT has had NO negative affects on the entire military…

“Has America’s military completely collapsed in the first year after repeal? Of course not–our service members are too professional to let that to happen. But these challenges are only a non-story because the media won’t tell the story. We need only look at no-fault divorce in the 1970s to recognize that radical shifts in public policy take decades to fully manifest. No one can honestly deny the impact that no-fault divorce has had on children and the institution of the family. Within 20 years of the introduction of no-fault divorce, we saw the acceleration of cohabitation, single-parent homes, and unintended pregnancies. By the time Americans recognized their mistake, it was too late. Let’s hope the same isn’t true for our brave men and women in uniform.” – Tony Perkins, via press release.

Wait. What? Crazy…The comparison just shows you how far out of touch this d-bag is. Comparing divorce rates with the military? Wow. Actually it shows that the right knows they are losing their hate grip on America and are pulling out all the stops, especially nonsensical ones, in a last ditch effort to keep hate alive and well. Sorry girls, your time is DONE…

via Joe. My. God.: Tony Perkins: OK The DADT Repeal Hasn’t Been Bad, But Just You Wait 20 Years.

The Ministry of Education in Malaysia has sent out a very important warning to parents that v-necks and tight litght colored clothes maybe a sign that your kid is gay. Wtf?

Their guide lines are as follow:

‘Prefer tight and light-coloured clothes’

‘Like to bring big handbags, similar to those used by women, when hanging out’

Lezies are not as easy to determine. Those cleaver little girls.

‘distance themselves from other women… besides their female companions’, ‘like to hang out, have meals and sleep in the company of women’ and ‘have no affection for men’.

Malay language newspaper Sinar Harian quotes Puad as saying that parents’ knowledge of the ‘symptoms’ of being gay or lesbian ‘was the best approach to address the spread of such unhealthy phenomenon among students’.

The only thing unhealthy are these “guidelines” of lies…

via Malaysia warns parents to look out for signs that their kids are gay | Gay Star News.

photo by moodytwin

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In the  Jewish community of the Indian city of Ahmedabad a clothing store opened with not only the name Hitler but also a swastika as the dot above the “i”  as you can imagine people are not thrilled. 

“In the city of Mahatma Gandhi and non-violence, how can anyone celebrate a person like Hitler who is known to have murdered millions of unarmed ordinary civilians?” said Friends of Israel member Nikitin Contractor.

But co-owner Rajesh Shah says he was caught off-guard by the backlash, particularly since no one complained when they put up a banner announcing “Hitler opening shortly” and kept it up for over a month.

Is this douche for real?

As for the name, Shah again pleads ignorance, telling the Times of India the store was named after his business partner’s grandfather who was nicknamed Hitler “because of his strict nature.”

He continued: “Frankly, till the time we applied for the trademark permission, I had only heard that Hitler was a strict man. It was only recently that we read about Hitler on the internet.”

Has has he been living in an Igloo his entire life? Who the eff does not know who Hitler is? That would be like me opening a store in West Hollywood called Anita Bryant’s…Lets say hypothetically hes excuse is true, what about the people around him? Are we suppose to believe that NO ONE clued him in on who Hitler was? And the swastika touch? Are we to assume he had no idea what that little “gem” represented? Look, if your going to bullshitz, at least make an effort. 

Now here is the kicker that really makes this gull full of the bull, Shah said he would be willing to change the store’s name, but only if he is compensated for the sign. 

Need i say more?

via If You Name Your Clothing Store ‘Hitler,’ Don’t Act All Surprised When It Pisses People Off.

Frank Mandelbaum, who died in 2007, instructed in his will that his son Robert Mandelbaum must be married to the mother of his children within six months of their birth, otherwise the children get none of his money.

Robert, a Manhattan Criminal Court Judge, argues that he married his husband Jonathan O’Donnell shortly after their 16-month-old son Cooper’s birth via a surrogate entitling the child to a portion of his father’s estate. He stated that O’Donnell is the only “mother” Cooper knows, the New York Post reported.

Ok, this gets a big eye roll and a wtf? What does the father being married to the mother have anything to do with leaving your money to your grandchild. Whether the parents are married or not, has nothing to do with the fact that its your grandchild? 

Frank Mandelbaum left his three grandchildren a $180,000 trust, to be divided. On top of it, Mandelbaum knew his son was gay and new his longtime partner.

File this under, people who should have been bitch slapped for dumbass actions.

Get the full deets below:

via Dad’s Will Orders Gay Son To Marry A Woman.

Holiday Inn Shanghai Pudong Kangqioa’s has a swimming pool that jets out above a 24 story drop and has a glass bottom. Okay my nuts are already in my stomach just writing this. 

As you relax and float you have vies of the street below you. NO thank you. I can not even get up on a 3 foot step ladder. 

“We wanted to provide our guests a unique swimming experience, and let them feel they’re vacationing even in a bustling city,” a spokesperson for Holiday Inn’s parent company, InterContinental Hotels Group, told CNNGo.

A Holiday Inn Shanghai rep told the news network various architects and aerospace experts were consulted during the construction of the pool to ensure public safety.

via Would You Swim in This Glass-Bottomed Hotel Pool Perched 24 Floors Above Ground?.

She apparently told cops it was she who sent herself the anti-gay notes after a hidden camera caught her placing a note under her dorm room door.

She was charged with tampering with or fabricating physical evidence, falsely reporting an incident, interfering with an officer and making a false statement to police.

Pennell claims the reason for the stunt was because she feared that her friends and girlfriend were slipping away and she wanted attention.

Honey that is not how you do it.

Hundreds of CCSU students held a rally March 13 against hate crimes and to show their support for Pennell.

via Connecticut Student Arrested for Fabricating Antigay Notes | Advocate.com.